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I’d like to put a quick explanation behind me, myself, and I in as few words as possible
as some seem capable of doing, but I’m a wordy person so I don’t have faith that I can do that.

But in a quick attempt:

I am slightly twisted,
in a sarcastic and mostly humorous type of way.
I have many quirks, flaws, and "isms",
I'd have a hard time explaining all of them.
So do the majority of my friends.

My ass has the pleasure of seating itself in a power wheelchair 24/7.
Walking is completely overrated.
And please don't mistakenly peg me;
I am not bitter,
mentally disabled,
completely dependent,
nor do I drool (not even in my sleep).

My friends mean the world to me,
and chocolate mousse is pretty much edible sex.

I tend to ramble when I'm nervous,
or bored,
or hyper,
or... talking.

I cuss more than I probably should.
One of the best things in the world
is a perfectly executed swear
at the perfect time.

I'm a self-proclaimed "T.V. whore",
and embrace my whoryness openly,
whilst taping my T.V. shows.

Music is the vain of all existence.
What’s the fun of life
if you don't have a soundtrack
to go sing along to with it.

I appreciate and relish in the glory of randomness.
'Huzzah' is fun to say,
and Vegemite is virtually THE most vulgar thing specifically made to go into one's mouth.

I hate making decisions and stress when I have to.
In fact I stress about everything that warrants any amount of stress,
and even those things that don't.

I love to write,
and like to fool around with graphics and web design,
but am torn between one as a career decision.

I just recently got my shit together,
and am more content than ever.
I'm also getting my bookworm'n on,
which is fantastic and annoys me that I didn't read often before.

That's all I got... so much for not being wordy.

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